Monday, December 6, 2010

What Am I Craving?

Oh man, I've got a craving and I can't put my finger on it.  Well actually, I can but I'm not going there.  But because I'm denying my love for all things Diet Coke and Chips I am reduced to scouring about for a healthy substitute that will fill the gap.  It doesn't help that I'm fussy.

I've eaten a good breakfast and a decent lunch.  I've had a couple of glasses of water and some Sencha but it's still there.  It's still calling me.  I'm sure most of it stems from it being the holiday season and the power of suggestion is strong with me.  Very strong...Yoda strong.  So what's a girl to do?  Well in my case not much more than just plain denial.  If what is good is not pallitable and I only want something bad...nothing is what I get.

Ok, fine.  What now?  Distractions!  Yes, good suggestion.  I suppose that's what is fueling this odd dialogue/blog today.  I found this site that lists what your body is really saying you are craving when you want things like chips and pop.  Calcium and Chloride.  Um ok.  Fascinating huh? 

Later I'll be craving Turtles, mandarin oranges, brie, cognac goose liver pâté on crackling whole grain baguette and Sauvingnon Blanc.  Gee what does that mean?  Holiday Hell!


  1. I find when I am craving food, I just need more sex...ooth seem to release a feel good hormone into my brain....have Ken rush home LOL....hope he loves me for this advice

  2. Normally, Sheree is the one giving me this advice and Ken worships her! He'll love this!

  3. wait...i didn't post that at that is Sheree..signed in as the Brooklin Run Club I bet.....

  4. LOL...after I posted it and saw your name come up...I laughed my ass off...I thought I would leave it for a while for you guys to figure out....tis of course the kind of advice I always give, just have more sex and all will turn out for the best