I've been attending some of your workout classes for the last couple of months and they are really swell. A new experience each and every class. Tough. Challenging.
However, I woke up this morning and attempted to go a long my morning routine when I realize that you made me break my butt. It may have been the 200 lunges performed in class yesterday morning. My one request to go forward, please send me a taller toilet.
Pleasethanx.
You're devoted client.
Katie
Dear Katie,
ReplyDeleteYour attendance in small group training through the past few months has been delightful, watching your strength increase and muscles tone is a personal trainers dream.
Rehabilitating the leg, shrinking the waste and toning said butt are all targets during our sessions so I think there is only on appropriate response to your request:
Due to the shrinkage of aforementioned buttocks, all complaining, bitching and general rumblings in regards to the method of shrinkage - in this case, tabata lunge jumps - will be duly noted and then, without further ado, disregarded.
TM Training would like to thank you for your letter and wishes you continued success. As a token of our appreciation, I have mailed out a 2 by 4 which will surely solve your toilet dilemma.
Sincerely
Misty
*bahhahahahah* Wiping coffee off of laptop now.
ReplyDeleteThanks Misty you always cheer me up even when it hurts to sit, stand, sneeze, breathe and blink.
:D You're the best!
;)
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